The Simpsons Food Recipes

Simpsons fan, yes? Thought so! Here’s a list of popular recipes made famous by The Simpsons. Enjoy! (Eat at your own risk!!)

Homer’s Space Age (out of this world) Moon Waffles:

Ingredients:
1 package of caramel squares
2 cups waffle batter
1 bottle liqiud smoke
1 stick of butter
Instructions:
place caramel in the waffle iron
pour on waffle batter
add liquid smoke to taste
cook thoroughly
take the stick of butter and wrap the moon waffle around it
place it on a toothpick and serve

The Good Morning Burger:

Ingredients:
18oz ground beef patty
6-8 tbl. of rich creamery butter
8 stripes of bacon
4 slices of ham
3 fried eggs
1 large bun
Instructions:
sizzle the ground beef, bacon, ham, and eggs on the grill.
place the beef on a bun, the top with bacon, ham and eggs.
soak in butter.

Ned’s “Nachos Flanders Style”:

Ingredients:
3 sliced cucumbers
1 cup cottage cheese
Instructions:
Spread cottage cheese on ONE SIDE of each cucumber slice and place on a serving tray.

Ned’s “Key to looking young” anytime Snack:

Ingredients:
2 slices of white bread
1 glass of water on the side
Instructions:
Dip the bread in the water as you eat your way to keeping your youthful looks.

Flaming Moe:

Ingredients:
1 shot Tequila
1 shot Schnapps
1 shot Creme De Menthe,
1 tbl. Krusty brand Cough Syrup
Instructions:
Mix tequila, schnapps, and creme de menthe, then add cough syrup, set on fire, pause briefly, then extinguish the flame.

SkittleBrau:

Ingredients:
2 pkg. Skittles
1 6pk. Duffenbrau
Instructions:
add Skittles candies evenly to 6 12oz. cans of Duffenbrau, chill briefly.

Marge’s Homemade Pepsi:

Ingredients:
2 1/2 cups chilled brewed coffee
5 tbl. confectioners’ sugar
5 cups chopped ice
Instructions:
Combine coffee, sugar, and ice, then blend
it may turn out a little thick, but the price is right!

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