Nick Vs. Spider Rd. 1
It’s been a tough day, but also a glorious one. I’m declaring an end to all major combat, and declaring victory on the war with The Spiders.
I’d also like to point out that this is a different kind of enemy. Crawling from their caves, they suicide into my house with a death wish. Spreading terror by trying to inflict poisonous bites, along with their weapons of mass scaryness. These insurgent terrorists will no longer strike fear for me, or my loved ones, while inside my house. With their leader now dead, I declare victory not only for the battle, but for the war.
During today’s epic battle. Their king befall a fate similar to the one he tried to spring on me, one of poison and terror. He died from a combination of Weed Killer & Total Vegetation Killer. A fate which no one should have to endure. Doing this epic battle, I also sprayed 2 his his royal guards who were defending the young, and two others who were trying to escape. In my estimation, they should be mortally wounded. Poisounus plumes of Weed Killer & Total Vegatation were sprayed on the young who are not yet born, and all neighboring vegetation, just so I can be clear about the message I’m sending.
I’m making this very clear: Any neighboring vegetation harboring these terrorists will also be destroyed.
Here’s their dead king.
Spider Bin-Poisionous:
You’re fighting a war you cannot win. I will recklessly spend any amount of money to win. I hope for my own sake, that your spiders don’t become mutants from the poison and hunt me down in my sleep, because that would scare the shit out of me. All spiders will remain KOS in my household. However, my resolve has never been stronger, and I will prevail!
Time for a Tuna Sandwich. I’m hungry.
